RESENTMENT ↑ 245.67 (+12.3%) | GRIEF ↓ 189.42 (-3.8%) | REGRET ↑ 312.91 (+8.7%) | RAGE ↑ 456.23 (+22.1%)
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THE MISERY MARKET

A WORD FROM DR. ELIAS MORRAN

You were told to endure your misery. Wear it. Bury it. Pretend it makes you stronger. The Misery Market was built to prove a different truth—if pain is inevitable, it might as well be quantifiable.

Here, regret, panic, loneliness, and dread are no longer abstract ghosts. They are measurable assets, traded in units, indexed, charted, and leveraged. Some sell to feel lighter. Some buy to feel something at all.

I did not build this exchange to save anyone. I built it to expose the economy that was always there: the quiet transactions of guilt, fear, and longing you already make every day.

Welcome to the Misery Market.

PRE-MARKET COMPLIANCE

All interested traders are required to thoroughly review the following foundational texts before executing any misery trades.

TODAY'S TOP DEALS

Top Regret Packages

  • Parental Guilt Index 93 ↑
  • Death of a Pet Index 84 ↑
  • Social Betrayal Index 71 ↓

Top Grief Packages

  • Acute Loneliness Index 79 ↑
  • Funeral Aftershock Index 78 ↓
  • Love Withdrawal Index 65 ↓

Top Fear Packages

  • Peer Humiliation Index 82 ↓
  • Existential Dread Index 67 ↑
  • Final Exam Panic Index 59 ↑

MARKET NEWS

RAGE SPIKE: Corporate Layoffs Trigger 22% Surge
14:32
REGRET INDEX HITS ALL-TIME HIGH ON FAILED RELATIONSHIPS
13:47
GRIEF TRADING VOLUME BREAKS DAILY RECORD
12:19
PANIC SELLS OFF: Market Stabilizes After Morning Crash
11:05
LONELINESS ASSETS UNDERVALUED, Analysts Warn
09:42